Bears: Jay Cutler's locker room ash tray
Bengals: Andy Dalton's soul
Bills: a sandwich bag full of Ryan Fitzpatrick's shorn beard hair
Broncos: two free Papa John's pizzas (cheese only)
Browns: whatever is left in the fridge in Mike Holmgren's old office
Buccaneers: an old pit-stained Rutgers t-shirt owned by Greg Schiano
Cardinals: John Skelton and Ryan Lindley
Chargers: the Eli Manning Chargers' 2004 draft jersey
Chiefs: one game-used football (lightly used, mostly punted)
Colts: medical waste from Peyton Manning's neck surgeries
Cowboys: Rob Ryan
Dolphins: a VHS of "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"
Eagles: one black Andy Reid coaching onesie
Falcons: a 10-inch, plush Freddie the Falcon doll
49ers: a firm handshake
Giants: one framed copy of the New York Times cover from the morning after the Giants' latest Super Bowl title
Jaguars: one tarp (small or mid-sized only)
Lions: one paper bag head covering
Packers: an expired block of cheddar
Panthers: Jimmy Clausen
Patriots: one UGG boot
Raiders: Matt Leinart
Rams: a DVD copy of "Broken Arrow," starring Chris Long's father, Howie
Ravens: Joe Flacco
Redskins: a scraping of Mike Shanahan's face skin that was biopsied
Saints: a promise to mildly injure one opposing longsnapper in the Jets' division
Seahawks: this photo signed by Pete Carroll
Steelers: a signed Tommy Maddox XFL jersey
Texans: game-used Matt Schaub jock strap
Titans: a huge, glossy, framed photo of Matt Hasselbeck and Jake Locker
Vikings: a wallet-sized photo of Christian Ponder and his new bride
NOTE: All deals contingent upon the Jets picking up the entirety of Sanchez's remaining contract.
