People say I can't be a vegan. But all Mario ate was flowers and mushrooms and look how big & strong he was. Plus he could spit fireballs.
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) August 28, 2012
That awkward moment when you realize you're not on Madden13 and have to create yourself…
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) August 29, 2012
WELL IF BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL ISNT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ABOUT A THREESOME THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 11, 2012
This lady definitely broke wind in the elevator before I got on…so uncouth…but touché to her…give me that opportunity ill take it
— David Price (@DAVIDprice14) September 26, 2012
I think my wife is participating in Movember but I'm afraid to ask.
— CJ Nitkowski (@CJNitkowski) November 2, 2012
I feel for my good friend Joker. He and I talked earlier today and I told him that people just wanted to win more.
— John Calipari (@UKCoachCalipari) November 4, 2012
I like DC. I wana come back and visit the memorialseven though I'm scared of statues
— Damian Lillard (@Dame_Lillard) November 28, 2012
People I'm only scared of historic statues. Abraham Lincoln , MLK, etc . Had a bad experience at the wax museum lmao
— Damian Lillard (@Dame_Lillard) November 28, 2012
