10. William Howard Taft
Height: 5'11"
Age in Office: 51
Party: Republican
State: Ohio
Scouting Report: He broke 300 pounds and would easily outweigh an other challenger.
9. Ronald Reagan
Height: 6'1"
Age in Office: 69
Party: Republican
State: California
Scouting Report: He stared down the Soviet Union, meaning he essentially beat Ivan Drago.
8. Lyndon B. Johnson
Height: 6'4"
Age in Office: 54
Party: Democrat
State: Texas
Scouting Report: He was 6-foot-4 and from Texas. So he was big and probably armed.
7. Gerald Ford
Height: 6'0"
Age in Office: 60
Party: Republican
State: Nebraska
Scouting Report: He was a lineman at Michigan. Back when the Big Ten was good, too.
6. Dwight Eisenhower
Height: 5'10"
Age in Office: 62
Party: Republican
State: Texas
Scouting Report: Football star. War hero. Ass kicker.
5. Ulysses S. Grant
Height: 5'8"
Age in Office: 46
Party: Republican
State: Ohio
Scouting Report: Kicked secesh ass in the Civil War. Would have any problem putting down an uprising of one.
4. George Washington
Height: 6'2"
Age in Office: 57
Party: Independent
State: Virginia
Scouting Report: A 6-foot-2 former army general who kicked the ass of the world's leading power.
3. Abraham Lincoln
Height: 6'4"
Age in Office: 52
Party: Republican
State: Illinois
Scouting Report: Tall (6'4") with a long reach, Lincoln also had strength and was nicknamed "The Rail Splitter."
2. Andrew Jackson
Height: 6'1"
Age in Office: 61
Party: Democrat
State: Tennessee
Scouting Report: His nicknames included Old Hickory and King Mob. Those are badass names. He also once killed a man in a duel.
1. Theodore Roosevelt
Height: 5'10"
Age in Office: 42
Party: Republican
State: New York
Scouting Report: Hunter, adventurer. All-around ass-kicker. President you don't want to mess with.
