20. Andrew Johnson
Height: 5'10"
Age in Office: 56
Party: Democrat
State: North Carolina
Scouting Report: He presided over Reconstruction. Who's to say he wouldn't reconstruct a man's face.
19. Harry Truman
Height: 5'9"
Age in Office: 60
Party: Democrat
State: Missouri
Scouting Report: He dropped two nuclear bombs. There's no telling what bombs he'd drop in a fight.
18. William McKinley
Height: 5'7"
Age in Office: 54
Party: Republican
State: Ohio
Scouting Report: A former soldier who won the Spanish-American War, which even sounds like the promotional name for a boxing match.
17. James Garfield
Height: 6'0"
Age in Office: 49
Party: Republican
State: Missouri
Scouting Report: A distinguished soldier who helped build up the U.S. Navy, he wouldn't hesitate to get martial.
16. Richard Nixon
Height: 5'11"
Age in Office: 56
Party: Republican
State: California
Scouting Report: Known for being dirty and mean. Not the kind of person you want to face in a fight. Nixon is the kind of president who kicks another man in the testicles.
15. Zachary Taylor
Height: 5'8"
Age in Office: 64
Party: Whig
State: Virginia
Scouting Report: The first president to brandish a weapon in his official portrait. He obviously took kicking ass very seriously.
14. Barack Obama
Height: 6'1"
Age in Office: 47
Party: Democrat
State: Illinois
Scouting Report: Thin and athletic enough to play basketball, he loves drone attacks and had Osama Bin Laden taken out. A stone cold assassin.
13. Rutherford B. Hayes
Height: 5'8"
Age in Office: 54
Party: Republican
State: Whig
Scouting Report: He was a Major General in the Union Army. And there's no telling what weapons he could hide in that beard.
12. John F. Kennedy
Height: 6'0"
Age in Office: 43
Party: Democrat
State: Massachusetts
Scouting Report: The youngest man elected to the presidency at 43, he wouldn't tire in a fight like his old competitors.
11. Thomas Jefferson
Height: 6'2"
Age in Office: 57
Party: Democratic-Republican
State: Virginia
Scouting Report: He was 6-feet, 2.5-inches, had a strong jaw and was so badass he wrote his own Bible.



