30. James Buchanan
Height: 6'0"
Age in Office: 65
Party: Democrat
State: Pennsylvania
Scouting Report: The only bachelor president, meaning he would have no family obligations that might make him think twice about killing a man.
29. Chester A. Arthur
Height: 6'0"
Age in Office: 50
Party: Republican
State: Vermont
Scouting Report: A noted reformer who likely wouldn't hesitate to reform the features of his opponent's face.
28. Woodrow Wilson
Height: 5'11"
Age in Office: 56
Party: Democratic
State: Virginia
Scouting Report: Oh, only won the first World War.
27. George H.W. Bush
Height: 6'2"
Age in Office: 64
Party: Republican
State: Texas
Scouting Report: You don't want to mess with a man who will skydive in his 80s. Read his lips: He'll eff you up.
26. James K. Polk
Height: 5'8"
Age in Office: 49
Party: Democrat
State: North Carolina
Scouting Report: He annexed Texas, perhaps our most fightin' and gun-wielding state.
25. Franklin Pierce
Height: 5'10"
Age in Office: 48
Party: Democrat
State: New Hampshire
Scouting Report: Our first alcoholic president. No telling what he'd do.
24. Martin Van Buren
Height: 5'6"
Age in Office: 54
Party: Democratic
State: New York
Scouting Report: He was the first president born in the United States AND he looks crazy enough to kill a man.
23. Grover Cleveland
Height: 5'11"
Age in Office: 55
Party: Democrat
State: New Jersey
Scouting Report: He won two non-consecutive terms, proving it was impossible to keep him on the canvas.
22. Bill Clinton
Height: 6'2"
Age in Office: 46
Party: Democrat
State: Arkansas
Scouting Report: Smooth with his words and the ladies. Probably even smoother with a switchblade.
21. George W. Bush
Height: 5'11"
Age in Office: 54
Party: Republican
State: Texas
Scouting Report: He could run a 7-minute mile as president. That's endurance that would help in a long bout.
