SportsPickle asked readers to vote on which American president would win a presidential boxing tournament. After more than 80,000 votes, here are the results.
43. William Henry Harrison
Height: 5'8"
Age in Office: 42
Party: Whig
State: Ohio
Scouting Report: He died of pneumonia 32 days into his term. Harrison's best chance of defeating his opponent would be hacking phlegm into his eyes and then passing out on top of him.
42. Jimmy Carter
Height: 5'9"
Age in Office: 52
Party: Democrat
State: Georgia
Scouting Report: The former peanut farmer would destroy any opponent with a peanut allergy.
41. Herbert Hoover
Height: 5'11"
Age in Office: 54
Party: Republican
State: Iowa, Oregon, California
Scouting Report: Hoover was a Quaker. Maybe they're secretly great fighters. You don't know.
40. John Tyler
Height: 6'0"
Age in Office: 51
Party: Independent
State: Virginia
Scouting Report: The first VP to take over for a dead president. He could handle seeing a man die, so he wouldn't be scared to crack open a man's skull.
39. Calvin Coolidge
Height: 5'10"
Age in Office: 51
Party: Republican
State: Massachusetts
Scouting Report: Don't think his "laissez-faire" approach to government would mean he'd keep his hands off his opponent in a battle.
38. Millard Fillmore
Height: 5'9"
Age in Office: 50
Party: Whig
State: New York
Scouting Report: Probably got to practice fighting a lot due to being named Millard Fillmore.
37. James Madison
Height: 5'4"
Age in Office: 57
Party: Democratic-Republican
State: Virginia
Scouting Report: He wrote the Bill of Rights, but he still might inflict cruel and unusual punishment on you.
36. Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Height: 6'2"
Age in Office: 51
Party: Democrat
State: New York
Scouting Report: He likely built up remarkable upper body strength from using his wheelchair.
35. James Monroe
Height: 6'0"
Age in Office: 58
Party: Democratic-Republican
State: Virginia
Scouting Report: His Monroe Doctrine warned Europe not to step to this. He's not scared.
34. John Quincy Adams
Height: 5'7"
Age in Office: 57
Party: Whig
State: Massachusetts
Scouting Report: It's never smart to fight a man with mutton chops.
33. Warren G. Harding
Height: 6'0"
Age in Office: 55
Party: Republican
State: Ohio
Scouting Report: His administration was plagued by scandals – evidence he'd do anything to win.
32. Benjamin Harrison
Height: 5'6"
Age in Office: 55
Party: Republican
State: Ohio
Scouting Report: He was a strong proponent of protectionism, suggesting he'd be hard to land punches on.
31. John Adams
Height: 5'7"
Age in Office: 61
Party: Federalist
State: Massachusetts
Scouting Report: He's 5-foot-7 and from Boston. Had to be a wicked tough scrappah.
