This lady definitely broke wind in the elevator before I got on…so uncouth…but touché to her…give me that opportunity ill take it
— David Price (@DAVIDprice14) September 26, 2012
Nightly hypothetical: burp colors OR fart confetti
— George Parros (@GeorgeParros) September 28, 2012
There are few things in this world that I desire more than a nice thick mustache.
— Shakeel Rashad (@St_Shaktrick) September 28, 2012
Why is it wendys 99c value menu portions are getting smaller. Economy sucks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 25, 2012
The tweet can wait my Chrysler 300 can't. Man miss those ferraris
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 27, 2012
Ugh Mondays right? @nflcommish
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 25, 2012
