G Rusty LaRue 1998 Chicago Bulls
LaRue scored 49 points during the entire 1997-1998 season. Michael Jordan averaged 32.4 in the playoffs. But they both got the same number of championship rings that year.
G Brandon Williams 1999 San Antonio Spurs
Davidson College product Brandon Williams played 18 games in parts of three NBA seasons. That 18-to-1 games-to-rings ratios crushes anything even Bill Russell did. Maybe this guy was a star. [Checks stats again.] No, he was terrible.
F Adam Morrison 2009 and 2010 Los Angeles Lakers
The best of the best when it comes to sucking and winning completely undeserved championship rings. To his credit, Morrison is no longer first thought of as a historic NBA bust anymore. Now he's referenced more in this conversation:
"_______ can't be talked about as one of the greats until he wins a ring."
"It's not all about winning rings. Adam Morrison has two."
F Mark Madsen 2001 and 2002 Los Angeles Lakers
" Mark Madsen also has two."
C Eddy Curry 2012 Miami Heat
Don't think the pressure is off of LeBron James because he now has a championship ring. Historic NBA fatass Eddy Curry also has one (assuming he hasn't pawned it for pancakes). One ring means nothing.
G Andrew Gaze 1999 San Antonio Spurs
Gaze is a basketball legend in Australia. He had 43 career points in the NBA. Australia is pathetic.
F Fennis Dembo 1989 Detroit Pistons
After starring at Wyoming, Dembo played only one season in the NBA. Are there worse players who have won championship rings? Maybe. But they don't have a name like Fennis Dembo.
F Brian Scalabrine 2008 Boston Celtics
No list of comically awful NBA players is complete without Scalabrine.
C Darko Milicic 2004 Detroit Pistons
All the first five picks of the 2003 NBA Draft now have championship rings, except for Carmelo Anthony. Darko > Carmelo.
G Mike Penberthy 2001 Los Angeles Lakers
Penberthy went to something called The Master's College. He was not drafted by the NBA. He played barely more than a season with the Lakers and he never made it into a playoff game. He is the one Laker that Adam Morrison and Mark Madsen can make fun of.