From more than 220,000 reader votes on nearly 70 athlete names
#5 Chubby Cox
Fun Fact: Cox was born John Arthur Cox III, but if your last name is Cox, you may as well just go for full humiliation.
#4 Ivana Mandic
Fun Fact: Ivana's twin brother is named Ihava.
#3 Dick Trickle
Fun Fact: If Dick Trickle is greenish or painful, he should see a doctor.
#2 Rusty Kuntz
Fun Fact: A remedy for Rusty Kuntz is a bit of Dick Trickle.
#1 Lucious Pusey
Fun Fact: Everyone agrees that Lucious Pusey is better than Rusty Kuntz.