The 25 Funniest Athlete Names in Sports History

From Staff / April 24, 2012
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From more than 220,000 reader votes on nearly 70 athlete names …

#20 – Chubb Small

Fun Fact: Small was on the same Marshall roster with Uranius Johnson in 2005 when the Thundering Herd ran their patented LOLfense.

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#19 – Dick Butkus

Fun Fact: A Dick Butkus is still illegal in 17 states.

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#18 – Fair Hooker

Fun Fact: Fair Hooker's prostitute mother was twice honored by the Better Business Bureau.

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#17 – Harry Colon

Fun Fact: Interestingly, Harry Colon's asshole suffers from alopecia.

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#16 – Dick Felt

Fun Fact: Following his playing career, Dick Felt sold and marketed Dick Felt, a felt penis covering designed to prevent chafing. He quickly went bankrupt.

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