American League
Angels: +/- 91.5 
Over if … Albert Pujols, Jered Weaver, Dan Haren and C.J. Wilson all have All Star-caliber seasons.
Under if … Albert Pujols gets homesick and returns to St. Louis a week into the season.
Athletics: +/- 72
Over if … Yoenis Cespedes instantly becomes a major league star and Manny Ramirez mashes the ball when he comes off of suspension in late May.
Under if … Manny Ramirez misses the final 12 weeks of the season due to maternity leave.
Blue Jays: +/- 83
Over if … The starting rotation performs with consistency and younger players such as J.P. Arencibia and Brett Lawrie step up to provide support to Jose Bautita in the lineup.
Under if … Jose Bautista wakes up from the greatest dream ever to discover he's terrible at baseball again.
Indians: +/- 78.5
Over if … Cleveland's rotation has a solid season while its core position players stay healthy.
Under if … Ubaldo Jimenez settles team grudges by beaning all of this teammates.
Mariners: +/- 72
Over if … Ichiro has a bounce-back season and Seattle gets productivity from its young players.
Under if … Jesus Montero is not that Jesus.
Orioles: +/- 69.5
Over if … Baltimore's young starters finally step up and prove they can have success in the majors.
Under if … The Yankees, Red Sox, Rays and Blue Jays play the 2012 season.
Rangers: +/- 91.5
Over if … Josh Hamilton performs well despite off-the-field distractions and Yu Darvish is as good as advertised.
Under if … It is discovered that Yu Darvish is related to Daisuke Matsuzaka and Hideki Irabu.
Rays: +/- 87.5
Over if … Desmond Jennings and Evan Longoria put up big numbers while the starting rotation proves to be the best in the AL East.
Under if … The Rays draw motivation from the enthusiasm of their fans.
Red Sox: +/- 90.5
Over if … Boston gets a solid season from its starting rotation and the teams finds a solid replacement for Jonathan Papelbon.
Under if … The team goes out drinking after their first game to celebrate Opening Day and then wakes up all hungover around the All-Star break, like "Oh, shit. We got so wasted we slept through the first half of the season."
Royals: +/- 78.5 
Over if … Kansas City's young prospects blossom all at once.
Under if … Kansas City doesn't replace some of its adorable miniature players with regular-sized adults.
Tigers: +/- 91.5
Over if … Justin Verlander has another dominant season while Miguel Cabrera and Prince Fielder fuel a powerful offense.
Under if … Miguel Cabrera and Prince Fielder pass away due to overdosing on hotel room service one night on a road trip.
Twins: +/- 73.5
Over if … Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau and Francisco Liriano shake off their injury history and return to form.
Under if … Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau and Francisco Liriano collide while trying to catch a pop-out and instantly burst into flames.
White Sox: +/- 75.5
Over if … Adam Dunn bounces back from an awful 2011 season and Jake Peavy stays healthy and pitches like he did in San Diego.
Under if … Adam Dunn continues to hit worse than Jake Peavy.
Yankees: +/- 93.5
Over if … Alex Rodriguez and Mark Teixeira return to form and the back end of the rotation keeps the Yankees in games.
Under if … There is a God.
