Angels: +/- 91.5
Over if Albert Pujols, Jered Weaver, Dan Haren and C.J. Wilson all have All Star-caliber seasons.
Under if Albert Pujols gets homesick and returns to St. Louis a week into the season.
Athletics: +/- 72
Over if Yoenis Cespedes instantly becomes a major league star and Manny Ramirez mashes the ball when he comes off of suspension in late May.
Under if Manny Ramirez misses the final 12 weeks of the season due to maternity leave.
Blue Jays: +/- 83
Over if The starting rotation performs with consistency and younger players such as J.P. Arencibia and Brett Lawrie step up to provide support to Jose Bautita in the lineup.
Under if Jose Bautista wakes up from the greatest dream ever to discover he's terrible at baseball again.
Indians: +/- 78.5
Over if Cleveland's rotation has a solid season while its core position players stay healthy.
Under if Ubaldo Jimenez settles team grudges by beaning all of this teammates.
Mariners: +/- 72
Over if Ichiro has a bounce-back season and Seattle gets productivity from its young players.
Under if Jesus Montero is not that Jesus.
Orioles: +/- 69.5
Over if Baltimore's young starters finally step up and prove they can have success in the majors.
Under if The Yankees, Red Sox, Rays and Blue Jays play the 2012 season.
Rangers: +/- 91.5
Over if Josh Hamilton performs well despite off-the-field distractions and Yu Darvish is as good as advertised.
Under if It is discovered that Yu Darvish is related to Daisuke Matsuzaka and Hideki Irabu.
Rays: +/- 87.5
Over if Desmond Jennings and Evan Longoria put up big numbers while the starting rotation proves to be the best in the AL East.
Under if The Rays draw motivation from the enthusiasm of their fans.
Red Sox: +/- 90.5
Over if Boston gets a solid season from its starting rotation and the teams finds a solid replacement for Jonathan Papelbon.
Under if The team goes out drinking after their first game to celebrate Opening Day and then wakes up all hungover around the All-Star break, like "Oh, shit. We got so wasted we slept through the first half of the season."
Royals: +/- 78.5
Over if Kansas City's young prospects blossom all at once.
Under if Kansas City doesn't replace some of its adorable miniature players with regular-sized adults.
Tigers: +/- 91.5
Over if Justin Verlander has another dominant season while Miguel Cabrera and Prince Fielder fuel a powerful offense.
Under if Miguel Cabrera and Prince Fielder pass away due to overdosing on hotel room service one night on a road trip.
Twins: +/- 73.5
Over if Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau and Francisco Liriano shake off their injury history and return to form.
Under if Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau and Francisco Liriano collide while trying to catch a pop-out and instantly burst into flames.
White Sox: +/- 75.5
Over if Adam Dunn bounces back from an awful 2011 season and Jake Peavy stays healthy and pitches like he did in San Diego.
Under if Adam Dunn continues to hit worse than Jake Peavy.
Yankees: +/- 93.5
Over if Alex Rodriguez and Mark Teixeira return to form and the back end of the rotation keeps the Yankees in games.
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