Transcript of the Tim Tebow-Taylor Swift Dinner Date

Scene: An Italian restaurant in Los Angeles.

1. Tim

   Thanks for coming to dinner with me, Taylor. You look nice.

2. Taylor

   Thanks, Tim. You look nice, too.

3. Tim

   Are you enjoying your spaghetti? It looks good.

4. Taylor

   It's really good. How is your spaghetti?

5. Tim

   Very tasty. It's a blessing to have such good and nutritious food.

6. Taylor

   I agree. Eating is nice.

7. Tim

   It is nice. You have a way with words. Like your song "Mean." People shouldn't be mean.

8. Taylor

   I know, right? Mean is not nice. That's why I wrote the song, to say to everyone: 'Hey, don't be mean. Be nice.'"

9. Tim

   Well, it's a good song.

10. Taylor

    Thank you. And you are a good football player.

11. Tim

    Thanks. I try hard.

12. Taylor

    I try hard, too. I work a lot. But I like it.

13. Tim

    I like working hard, too.

14. Taylor

    I like that you like that. I think it's nice.

15. Tim

    I like a lot of good things.

16. Taylor

    Me, too! So many things are great.

17. Tim

    I'm just thankful for all the nice and good things.

18. [Dessert is served.]

19. Tim

    Mmmm. Vanilla ice cream. What a good flavor.

20. Taylor

    I love vanilla.

21. Tim

    How about the nice spring weather outside today? So nice.

22. Taylor

    Definitely nice. I really like it.

23. Tim

    You have a nice smile.

24. Taylor

    It's so nice of you to say that. I like smiling.

25. Tim

    Me, too. Smiling is an enjoyable thing to do.

26. Taylor

    I'm really bored.

27. Tim

    Me, too.

28. Taylor

    I like that you're honest.

29. Tim

    Yeah. Honesty is good.

30. Taylor

    It is good. Do you want to get married?

31. Tim

    Sure. That would be nice.

32. Taylor

    I think it would be nice, too.