He will not shoot and goaltend during shootouts.
Picture Sidney Crosby Face
His face is still experiencing concussion symptoms.
Maybe he found what's left of Alexander Ovechkin's career in there.
Barbers in Minnesota must be broke.
The sports world has many powerful figures. Roger Goodell. David Stern. Phil Knight. Scott Boras. But the powerful can't be powerful if there aren't nearby powerless to crush.
From more than 70,000 votes, here is who you determined to be the sports world's most powerless.
25. Jason Garrett
What's most powerful about him: Not constrained by having a soul.
What's least powerful about him: Has completely tarnished the value of an Ivy League education.
24. Athletes who don't take PEDs
What's most powerful about them: Have a clear conscience.
What's least powerful about them: Lose all the time.
23. Fantasy sports columnists
What's most powerful about them: Can spell "rotisserie" without looking it up.
What's least powerful about them: Receive noogies from baseball sabermetric nerds.
22. Ozzie Canseco
What's most powerful about him: Not Jose Canseco.
What's least powerful about him: Not Jose Canseco.
Good teams only get drunk OR high. Not drunk AND high.
Sucking when it's not the time to suck: The story of the New York Rangers.
All of the fans were executed while leaving the arena.
That's not the textbook way to hold a hockey stick.
Tampa sports teams struggle to sell tickets? Huh.