I could do that. If there was a USHL video game. (via Deadspin)
Maybe she's knitting nooses for all of their players. (via Ted Williams Head)
In the old days of the NHL, yarmulkes were the only protection they had. (via Puck Daddy)
There's nothing cooler to kids today than office supply stores.
Picture Girls Love Mangled Faces
It's like an episode of Extreme Makeover.
That is, assuming we have to have skating competitions.
Hey! Someone stacked those up, JERK!
Sidney Crosby is a better dancer.
If he had done that between periods, he would've won a gift certificate to Applebee's.