Picture Team Mascot is a Penis
It's for the Rhode Island School of Design. And aren't all mascots really dicks anyway?
Picture Florida Panthers Fan Likes to Whack It
He plays on the same line as #0, FELLATI.
Video Minor League Hockey Coach Freaks Out
Now his players have no equipment. Ha-ha. Got you, ref.
Link Boston Bruins Bear Teaches Fan About Restroom Etiquette
Speaking of etiquette, that bear isn't even wearing pants.
Video Marc Staal Takes a Low-Stick to the Crotch
His testicles will get stitched up and return for the next shift.
Video Sidney Crosby Is Just Showing Off
This is what he does in his free time instead of having a life.
Picture Russians Are Still Scary, Especially Russian Hockey Players
He's like if Carrot Top took less steroids and was Russian. (via @bubbaprog)
Video Steven Stamkos Is Not As Good As You've Heard
I could do that. And I can barely skate.
Link The New Ovechkin "SportsCenter" Commercial Is Kind of Awesome
It's funny because it's true.
