His testicles will get stitched up and return for the next shift.
Ooh! Do it again!
This is what he does in his free time instead of having a life.
He's like if Carrot Top took less steroids and was Russian. (via @bubbaprog)
I could do that. And I can barely skate.
He was hoping to curb-stomp him with his skate. (via Puck Daddy)
It's even one of the best of the decade.
In Soviet Russia, wedgies give YOU!