"Too much" vodka? Alexander Ovechkin believes in no such thing.
Jeremy Roenick would dominate minor league hockey.
He even reached down when he felt his testicles descend.
Video Worst Hockey Goalie Ever
He's even worse at baseball.
Don't get a second opinion on your skin cancer. That's medical sloppy seconds.
That stick deserves a bigger contract.
Don't get cocky, guy. The goalie even whiffed on the puck when it was laying there.
Picture Team Mascot is a Penis
It's for the Rhode Island School of Design. And aren't all mascots really dicks anyway?