February 27, 2013

Opinion 10 Great Sports Debate Questions ... Answered Once and For All!

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#1 – Is LeBron James better than Michael Jordan was in his prime?

Unfortunately, there is just no way to know this because Michael Jordan's prime fell when LeBron James was a little kid, so they never played against each other.

#2 – Is LeBron James a better player than Kobe Bryant?

Similar to Jordan vs. LeBron, Kobe and LeBron's primes didn't exactly match up, but they at least have been able to play during the same era. However, basketball is a team sport, not an individual sport. And how would we agree on what makes a player better. Championships? Statistics? Again, basketball is a team sport and so many other factors come into play. All we know for sure is that both LeBron James and Kobe Bryant are very good basketball players. This speaks to the previous question, as well. Even if Michael Jordan and LeBron James had played against each other, it would likely be impossible to make a clear-cut case that one was better than the other.

#3 – Will Tiger Woods break Jack Nicklaus' record for career majors?

The only way to know this is to wait and find out. Woods is currently 37 years old and in very good shape, so we could have the answer in the next 18 months or not for 25 years. Time will determine the answer. It's as simple as that.

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February 27, 2013

Video Shamarko Thomas Runs 4.3 40, Falls on His Face

Roger Goodell will fine him for that blow to the head.

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Filed Under   NFL   2013 NFL Draft   Shamarko Thomas
February 27, 2013

News 49ers Trade Alex Smith and Colin Kaepernick to the Chiefs Just to Torture Smith

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The San Francisco 49ers today dealt Alex Smith to the Kansas City Chiefs in exchange for a second-round pick in the 2013 draft and a conditional mid-round pick in 2014. The team also included Colin Kaepernick in the deal with the Chiefs.

"Yes! I can't wait to play for the Chiefs!" Smith exclaimed when told of the trade.

"Son of a BITCH," he added, when informed of the full details of trade.

San Francisco head coach Jim Harbaugh said the deal was just too good to pass up.

"It was completely worth it for the look on Alex's face when I told him he was traded to the Chiefs — he was so excited — only to then tell him that Colin was going, too," said Harbaugh. "I will never forget the look of joy to complete depression in a moment. So hilarious. It made my day."

Harbaugh admits that including his young starting quarterback in the trade will likely hurt his team in the short-run.

"But, hey, we didn't win the Super Bowl with Colin anyway, so I felt that screwing with Alex like this would be the perfect way to get us over that loss and get us laughing and having fun again," said the coach. "And it was. Seriously, you should have seen the look on Alex's face. I hope someone got a picture of it. Priceless."

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February 27, 2013

Video British Teenagers Attempt to Explain American Football and the NFL

Come on. That "British" kid in the Florida Gators sweatshirt is clearly an American spy.

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Filed Under   NFL   NCAAF
February 26, 2013

Video Manti Te'o Falls Over at the NFL Combine

He tripped on … wait for it … wait for it … the corpse of his fake dead girlfriend. ZING.

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Filed Under   NFL   Manti Te'o   2013 NFL Draft
February 27, 2013

Opinion Negative Yelp Reviews of Stadiums and Arenas are AWESOME

Yankee Stadium

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February 26, 2013

Picture Sports Gambling Map is Exactly as You'd Predict

Even in an anonymous poll, Utah residents are morally upright.

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February 26, 2013

News Manti Te'o to Comment on Slow 40 Time as Soon as He Catches His Breath

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Former Notre Dame standout Manti Te'o will reportedly speak about his plodding 4.82 time in the 40 at the NFL Combine as soon as he is no longer hunched over and gasping for air.

"Jus … gimme … one … sec …," said Te'o, with a pained expression on his face and his chest heaving. "Ahhh … I need … a few … … minutes."

Te'o's time was one of the slowest among all linebackers at the Combine and drew disappointed looks from coaches and scouts sitting around the field.

"I … can explain …," Te'o muttered, now laying on his back with his arms and legs outstretched. "I … just need … some … water … please … water."

With a poor performance at the Combine on the heels of questions about his intelligence due to being "catfished" by a fake girlfriend and playing horribly in the BCS title game, Te'o will now have to address many doubts teams have about him. And that's something he plans to do.

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Filed Under   NFL   Oakland Raiders   Desmond Bryant
February 25, 2013

Picture Sean Payton Forgot How to Use Binoculars

He think players look much smaller than they used to.

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Filed Under   NFL   New Orleans Saints   Sean Payton