Video Jay Cutler will never be a fullback
And I guess it's still undecided if he'll ever be a quarterback.
Opinion Tony Dungy Disapproves of What You Just Did
Oh, come on. Don't pretend you don't know what you just did. It was an abomination. And if you truly don't know what you just did or think what you did was okay, well — then your moral code is more wicked than Tony Dungy imagined.
So that makes you either a sinner or truly evil. Either way, you're going to have to start living the right way or risk the continued scorn of Tony Dungy.
Picture That kind of looks like a Bears logo
It also kind of looks like one of the worst hairdos ever.
Picture Gisele's cooking always gives Tom Brady the runs
It's a good thing she has such a great personality.
Picture Finally. How We've Always Wanted To See Jimmy Clausen.
"Whoa. Too hard, bro. Too hard."
News Madden 11 Now Offering Patch That Includes the Kansas City Chiefs
The makers of Madden 11 have hurried a downloadable patch that is now available to all users that includes the Kansas City Chiefs franchise and 2010 roster.
But an EA Sports spokesman says the original exclusion of the Chiefs from the game was not an oversight.
"As remarkable as modern gaming systems are, we still have to conserve our resources as much as possible," said EA spokesman Josh Connor. "And we felt it made the most sense to leave the Chiefs off the game so we could improve the gaming experience in other aspects."
Picture Ladies: It's Tim Tebow's O-Face
This is from his new Nike commercial. OR IS IT?
Opinion 10 Tailgating Tips
Great. You brought a football to the tailgate. I might throw it around with you. A few times. Maybe. But I'm here to have some drinks and load up on food and hang out with people. That's really the entirety of my plans. I didn't bring my cleats. You see, I came here to watch football. Not play football. Okay? Cool.
Hey, relax with the football, guy! No, I will not play two-hand touch. No, I will definitely not go long. Under any circumstances. If you wanted to play football today, you should have made the team.
Go away, you drunk moron.
Your chili is not famous. It's just not. So stop saying that it is. See everyone here? They all know you. They all enjoy your chili. At least most of them do. Now, see the people one spot over at the other tailgate? I just asked them and they have never heard of you. More importantly, they have never heard of your chili. So there you have it: your chili is not famous.
And, really, it's not that hard to make good chili. You mix a bunch of stuff together. Then you make sure it's spicy. Boom. Good chili. You should really try to find something else in your life to be proud about. Everyone kind of pities you.
September 24, 2010 Column
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Tennessee at New York Giants (-3)
Vince Young shared some very important information with the world this week on Twitter:
