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				<title>Guy Who Normally Complains About the Same Teams Being in the Playoffs Now Complaining About Pacers and Grizzlies</title>
				<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 10:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Orb Pretty Bummed About Having to Spend the Weekend in Baltimore</title>
				<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Patrick Kane Hoping Lady Byng is a Hot Chick</title>
				<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 10:40:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Lakers Still Confident They Can Turn Their Season Around</title>
				<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 12:25:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 10:35:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>David Stern: &quot;It is so adorable that the Grizzlies think I'm going to let them win&quot;</title>
				<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 13:10:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Canada Announces It is Quitting Hockey</title>
				<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 09:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Sergio Garcia Claims Giant Lake Distracted Him</title>
				<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 09:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Study: Shitty Teams Think They Don't Get Any Calls</title>
				<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 13:15:00 -0400</pubDate>
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				<title>Thousands Named &quot;Snyder&quot; Petition Redskins Owner Dan Snyder to Change His Name</title>
				<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 12:55:00 -0400</pubDate>
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