http://www.sportspickle.com/news The Sports Humor and Satire Site /article/16349 http://www.sportspickle.com/news/16349/brian-urlacher-retires-as-a-green-bay-packer-i-just-wanted-to-go-out-a-winner Thu, 23 May 2013 09:30:00 -0400

Longtime Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher officially retired today as a member of the Green Bay Packers, signing a one-...]]> /article/16343 http://www.sportspickle.com/news/16343/sergio-garcia-asking-if-anyone-knows-any-good-fijian-slurs-he-can-use-on-vijay-singh Wed, 22 May 2013 12:20:00 -0400

Sergio Garcia has reportedly been calling around to his fellow PGA Tour pros today, asking if ...]]> /article/16341 http://www.sportspickle.com/news/16341/report-dwight-howard-and-andrew-bynum-considering-signing-with-one-team-in-disappointing-package-deal Tue, 21 May 2013 13:45:00 -0400

Free agent big men Dwight Howard and Andrew Bynum have reportedly talked recently about signing with th...]]> /article/16337 http://www.sportspickle.com/news/16337/rgiii-ends-sham-engagement-keeps-all-the-blenders-he-got Tue, 21 May 2013 09:15:00 -0400

Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III announced today that ...]]> /article/16331 http://www.sportspickle.com/news/16331/guy-who-normally-complains-about-the-same-teams-being-in-the-playoffs-now-complaining-about-pacers-and-grizzlies Mon, 20 May 2013 10:30:00 -0400

Your friend Jeff, who ...]]> /article/16323 http://www.sportspickle.com/news/16323/orb-pretty-bummed-about-having-to-spend-the-weekend-in-baltimore Fri, 17 May 2013 14:30:00 -0400

The handlers of Kentucky Derby winner Orb say the horse has been acting sad and lethargic in recent days after hearing its next race is in B...]]> /article/16311 http://www.sportspickle.com/news/16311/patrick-kane-hoping-lady-byng-is-a-hot-chick Thu, 16 May 2013 10:40:00 -0400

Patrick Kane was announced today as one of three finalists for the Lady Byng. The young Blackhawks star said he is excited...]]> /article/16304 http://www.sportspickle.com/news/16304/lakers-still-confident-they-can-turn-their-season-around Wed, 15 May 2013 12:25:00 -0400

Despite no longer being in the NBA playoffs, the Lakers still believe they have time to turn their season around and win t...]]> /article/16301 http://www.sportspickle.com/news/16301/knicks-star-6th-man-jr-smith-solidifying-his-role-as-a-bench-player Wed, 15 May 2013 10:35:00 -0400

New York Knicks sixth man J.R. Smith has re-established himself as a bench player in the second round of the playoffs thanks to sh...]]> /article/16294 http://www.sportspickle.com/news/16294/david-stern-it-is-so-adorable-that-the-grizzlies-think-im-going-to-let-them-win Tue, 14 May 2013 13:10:00 -0400

NBA commissioner David Stern said today that he is "absolutely tickled to death" that the...]]>