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Pickpocket Lifts More Than $30,000 from Rams Players While Michael Sam is Distracting Them

A pickpocket managed to make off with more than $30,000 in cash and valuables from the St. Louis Rams training camp locker room while players were being distracted by openly gay teammate ... Continue Reading →
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Dolphins Re-Sign Richie Incognito to Help Them Haze Rookies

The Dolphins have re-signed controversial guard Richie Incognito so the veteran bully can help them keep the team’s draft picks and rookie free agents in line during training ... Continue Reading →
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Browns Trying Out Local Homeless Men at Wide Receiver

The Cleveland Browns are holding an open tryout for local homeless men today in hopes of uncovering some wide receiver talent.  Continue Reading →
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Report: Desperate Cavs Willing to Include LeBron James in a Deal for Kevin Love

The Cavaliers have upped their offer to the Timberwolves in an attempt to acquire Kevin Love. Cleveland sees the star power forward as the missing piece in becoming a NBA title favorite.  Continue Reading →
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Nick Saban at SEC Media Days: “You people are pathetic. You know I just coach football, right?”

Alabama head coach Nick Saban took his turn at the podium at SEC Media Days on Thursday and addressed the huge crowd gathered to hear him speak.  Continue Reading →
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ESPN’s Chris Broussard Reports His Gut Feeling is Having Second Thoughts

ESPN NBA reporter Chris Broussard reported live on “SportsCenter” this morning that his gut feeling about where LeBron James will play basketball next is having second thoughts. Continue Reading →

Michael Jordan Announces He’s Returning for the 2014-2015 NBA Season

Former NBA superstar and current Charlotte Hornets majority owner Michael Jordan announced today that he will return to play basketball this season at age 51. The news immediately wiped ... Continue Reading →
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Guy in Charge of Mowing Patterns into Petco Outfield Getting a Bit Avant Garde

Across baseball, groundskeepers mow patterns into the outfield grass. Most are in the shapes team logos, stars or a local landmark. But what started as a game of one-upsmanship among ... Continue Reading →
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NSA Worker Dying to Tell Friends About LeBron’s Phone Call Saying He’s Going to Cleveland

NSA employee Stave Burkman was filling another day at work yesterday listening to the phone calls of American citizens when he decided to look up LeBron James’ cell number. Minutes ... Continue Reading →
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Reports: LeBron Waiting to Hear from Sources Where He’ll Sign

According to multiple reports, NBA free agent superstar LeBron James will make his decision on where to play next based on the location sources say he will end up. Continue Reading →
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Local Soccer Bar Back to Just Being an Irish Pub Again

The local bar that was a hotbed of World Cup activity in recent weeks appears now to be just the regular Irish pub it was before. Continue Reading →
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ESPN to Discuss Body Issues on All-Nude Edition of “Outside the Lines”

ESPN announced that it will broadcast a special all-nude edition of “Outside the Lines” today to discuss the release of ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” and ... Continue Reading →
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Americans Slowly Getting Used to Using Their Hands Again as World Cup Fever Wanes

Life across the United States is slowly getting back to normal as the excitement of the U.S. soccer team’s World Cup stay begins to subside. Just passing observance of cities ... Continue Reading →
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Nation Eagerly Anticipates the Release of Johnny Manziel’s 4th of July Weekend Party Photos

With the July 4th holiday weekend set to begin across the United States, most Americans say they are actually more excited for the end of the weekend, which will no doubt see the release ... Continue Reading →
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Triumphant Jurgen Klinsmann Rips Critics: “I told you idiots we weren’t good enough”

U.S. Men’s National Team head coach Jurgen Klinsmann took heavy criticism from the American media in the lead up to the World Cup after saying his team wasn’t good enough ... Continue Reading →
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Donald Sterling Distraught Over Missing Free Agency: “I always enjoyed bidding on black men”

Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling is reportedly really feeling the sting of his NBA ban with the start of the league’s free agency period, the part of the NBA calendar ... Continue Reading →
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Adam Silver Arrives at Work to Find Jason Kidd Sitting at His Desk

NBA commissioner Adam Silver arrived at his office for work this morning only to find Jason Kidd sitting at his desk and using the phone. Continue Reading →
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Phil Jackson Hopeful He Landed Two NBA Superstars with 34th and 51st Picks

New York Knicks president Phil Jackson is hopeful he acquired the two superstars who will lead the Knicks to multiple championships in the 2014 NBA Draft on Thursday night at Nos. 34 ... Continue Reading →