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ESPN to Discuss Body Issues on All-Nude Edition of “Outside the Lines”

ESPN announced that it will broadcast a special all-nude edition of “Outside the Lines” today to discuss the release of ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” and ... Continue Reading →
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Americans Slowly Getting Used to Using Their Hands Again as World Cup Fever Wanes

Life across the United States is slowly getting back to normal as the excitement of the U.S. soccer team’s World Cup stay begins to subside. Just passing observance of cities ... Continue Reading →
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Nation Eagerly Anticipates the Release of Johnny Manziel’s 4th of July Weekend Party Photos

With the July 4th holiday weekend set to begin across the United States, most Americans say they are actually more excited for the end of the weekend, which will no doubt see the release ... Continue Reading →
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Triumphant Jurgen Klinsmann Rips Critics: “I told you idiots we weren’t good enough”

U.S. Men’s National Team head coach Jurgen Klinsmann took heavy criticism from the American media in the lead up to the World Cup after saying his team wasn’t good enough ... Continue Reading →
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Donald Sterling Distraught Over Missing Free Agency: “I always enjoyed bidding on black men”

Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling is reportedly really feeling the sting of his NBA ban with the start of the league’s free agency period, the part of the NBA calendar ... Continue Reading →
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Adam Silver Arrives at Work to Find Jason Kidd Sitting at His Desk

NBA commissioner Adam Silver arrived at his office for work this morning only to find Jason Kidd sitting at his desk and using the phone. Continue Reading →
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Phil Jackson Hopeful He Landed Two NBA Superstars with 34th and 51st Picks

New York Knicks president Phil Jackson is hopeful he acquired the two superstars who will lead the Knicks to multiple championships in the 2014 NBA Draft on Thursday night at Nos. 34 ... Continue Reading →
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Sixers Scouting 7th Grade Basketball Star with Scoliosis

Sixers general manager Sam Hinkie has dispatched his scouts to see 7th grade basketball player Andrew Joelle, a 6-foot center from Dover, Delaware, who has scoliosis.  Continue Reading →
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Sources: LeBron Will Likely Sign with 1 of 30 NBA Teams

According to multiple sources and various reports, NBA free agent LeBron James will sign with one of 30 NBA teams.  Continue Reading →
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FIFA Officials Discover Dozens of Gnawed-Off Body Parts in Luis Suarez’s Locker

FIFA officials looking into Luis Suarez’s latest biting incident in Uruguay’s final World Cup group match against Italy on Tuesday quickly uncovered “dozens” ... Continue Reading →
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Pentagon Unveils Plans for New $390 Million T-Shirt Cannon

U.S. Department of Defense Officials today announced plans for a new $390 million t-shirt cannon that “will take t-shirt launching into the next generation,” said Defense ... Continue Reading →
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England to Invent New Sport That No One Else Plays in Quest for Sporting Success

English sports officials are set to meet tomorrow morning in London to discuss the creation of a new sport that would give the country a shot at success.  Continue Reading →
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Joel Embiid’s New Prosthetic Legs Drop His Draft Stock to Mid-1st Round

Former Kansas Jayhawks big man Joel Embiid was widely considered to be the frontrunner to go No. 1 overall to the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Draft. But the 7-footer has seen his ... Continue Reading →
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Minority Owner of NBA Team Actually a Fabulously Wealthy White Guy

Rags to riches stories built the United States. But none are quite like James Stevens. One of the minority owners of the Portland Trailblazers, Stevens grew up on the streets of Lake ... Continue Reading →
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Wiser, More Mature LeBron Announces 2014 “Decision” Special Will be Just 30 Minutes

The 2014 LeBron James free agency special on ESPN will run just 30 minutes, the basketball superstar and the network announced today in a joint statement. Continue Reading →
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Doug McDermott Distances Himself from Larry Bird Comparisons: “Larry Bird is extremely ugly”

Former Creighton star Doug McDermott has drawn plenty of comparisons to former Indiana State and Boston Celtics star Larry Bird. McDermott even posed last season for a Sports Illustrated ... Continue Reading →
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Sen. John McCain Pushes for U.S. Troop Presence in Brazil During World Cup

U.S. senator John McCain pushed for a military presence of “no less than 20,000 troops” in Brazil for the remainder of the World Cup to “help the U.S. soccer team ... Continue Reading →
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Celebrating Spurs Fans Mob Downtown to Clean Streets, Check on Well-Being of Fellow Citizens

Moments after the San Antonio Spurs won the fifth title in franchise history Sunday night, fans began to fill the downtown streets to celebrate and volunteer in the community.  Continue Reading →