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Doug McDermott Distances Himself from Larry Bird Comparisons: “Larry Bird is extremely ugly”

Former Creighton star Doug McDermott has drawn plenty of comparisons to former Indiana State and Boston Celtics star Larry Bird. McDermott even posed last season for a Sports Illustrated ... Continue Reading →
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Sen. John McCain Pushes for U.S. Troop Presence in Brazil During World Cup

U.S. senator John McCain pushed for a military presence of “no less than 20,000 troops” in Brazil for the remainder of the World Cup to “help the U.S. soccer team ... Continue Reading →
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Celebrating Spurs Fans Mob Downtown to Clean Streets, Check on Well-Being of Fellow Citizens

Moments after the San Antonio Spurs won the fifth title in franchise history Sunday night, fans began to fill the downtown streets to celebrate and volunteer in the community.  Continue Reading →
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Michael Jordan’s Legacy Wins NBA Finals Again

Michael Jordan’s legacy came through with another championship in this year’s NBA Finals, defeating LeBron James in five games. Continue Reading →
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Jurgen Klinsmann Finalizes List of Comedians for “The Roast of the US Soccer Team”

U.S Men’s National Team head coach Jurgen Klinsmann says he has finished booking all the comedians who will roast his team on the night before their first match of the World Cup. Continue Reading →
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Brazil Manager Luiz Felipe Scolari Bans Three-Ways on the Bench

Some World Cup team managers have banned their players from having sex during the World Cup and Brazil’s Luiz Felipe Scolari surprisingly joined that group today, announcing his ... Continue Reading →
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World Cup Cancelled After Kevin Says Soccer is “Dumb”

The 2014 FIFA World Cup was cancelled today after organizers learned that Kevin said the sport of soccer is “dumb.” Continue Reading →
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Former Rocket Pete Chilcutt on Getting Snubbed from “22 Jump Street” Promos: “They’re not getting my $12.50″

A promotion for the new “22 Jump Street” movie has been running throughout the NBA Finals showing stars Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum talking to Clyde Drexler and Robert ... Continue Reading →
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Johnny Battlefield? Johnny Manziel Drafted by U.S. Army

Caught up in the Johnny Manziel media circus, President Barack Obama decided today that he, too, would like Manziel as part of his team, drafting the former Texas A&M standout into ... Continue Reading →
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U.S. World Cup Team Motivated to Get Cristiano Ronaldo’s Autograph

The U.S. Men’s National Team may be a heavy underdog in the “Group of Death” with Germany, Ghana and Portugal, but the members of the squad are still heading to Brazil ... Continue Reading →
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Spurs Announce AT&T Center Heating System is Working Perfectly for Game 2

Days after a broken air conditioning system  created a sweltering atmosphere for Game 1 of the NBA Finals and pushed LeBron James out of the game with cramps, the Spurs announced ... Continue Reading →
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California Chrome Not Too Disappointed About Losing Triple Crown Because He’s a Stupid Fucking Horse

Despite failing to be the first horse to win the Triple Crown since 1978, California Chrome is not too disappointed over failing to achieve history in light of him being a stupid fucking ... Continue Reading →
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Heat Motivated to Win Another Title for LeBron’s Legacy

The Miami Heat say to a man that they are primed and ready to win another NBA title, which would be the team’s third in a row, to bolster the legacy of LeBron James.  Continue Reading →