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Matt Schaub Wowing Raider Teammates With Tales of 2012 Wildcard Win Over Bengals

New Oakland Raiders quarterback Matt Schaub has found it easy to establish his credibility in the team’s locker room, armed with the tale of his magical 19-13 win over the Cincinnati ... Continue Reading →
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Maryland, Rutgers Learn Big Ten Membership Just a Cruel Prank: “You didn’t really think we liked you, did you?”

Representatives of the Maryland and Rutgers athletic departments were seen crying and running from the opening of Big Ten media days this morning when they discovered that their supposed ... Continue Reading →
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Report: Eagles Worried DeSean Jackson Will Order a Training Camp Drive-By

Members of the Philadelphia Eagles front office are reportedly growing increasingly concerned that former Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson could order a shooting at their training ... Continue Reading →
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Roger Goodell’s Wife Too Scared to Tell Him She Thinks He Went Easy on Ray Rice

Jane Skinner, the former FOX News host and current wife of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, has told friends she is angry over the two-game suspension her husband handed down to Ravens ... Continue Reading →
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Jay Cutler Takes Long Drag on Cigarette, Sighs, Steps Onto Practice Field

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler begrudgingly began another football season today when he took a long, slow drag on his cigarette and snuffed it out on the ground with his foot ... Continue Reading →
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Phillies Honor 2008 World Series Championship Team for 263rd Consecutive Game

The Philadelphia Phillies honored their 2008 World Series team again last night by playing a lineup that featured Jimmy Rollins, Chase Utley and Carlos Ruiz in a loss to the Giants, ... Continue Reading →
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Pickpocket Lifts More Than $30,000 from Rams Players While Michael Sam is Distracting Them

A pickpocket managed to make off with more than $30,000 in cash and valuables from the St. Louis Rams training camp locker room while players were being distracted by openly gay teammate ... Continue Reading →
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Dolphins Re-Sign Richie Incognito to Help Them Haze Rookies

The Dolphins have re-signed controversial guard Richie Incognito so the veteran bully can help them keep the team’s draft picks and rookie free agents in line during training ... Continue Reading →
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Browns Trying Out Local Homeless Men at Wide Receiver

The Cleveland Browns are holding an open tryout for local homeless men today in hopes of uncovering some wide receiver talent.  Continue Reading →
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Report: Desperate Cavs Willing to Include LeBron James in a Deal for Kevin Love

The Cavaliers have upped their offer to the Timberwolves in an attempt to acquire Kevin Love. Cleveland sees the star power forward as the missing piece in becoming a NBA title favorite.  Continue Reading →
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Nick Saban at SEC Media Days: “You people are pathetic. You know I just coach football, right?”

Alabama head coach Nick Saban took his turn at the podium at SEC Media Days on Thursday and addressed the huge crowd gathered to hear him speak.  Continue Reading →
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ESPN’s Chris Broussard Reports His Gut Feeling is Having Second Thoughts

ESPN NBA reporter Chris Broussard reported live on “SportsCenter” this morning that his gut feeling about where LeBron James will play basketball next is having second thoughts. Continue Reading →

Michael Jordan Announces He’s Returning for the 2014-2015 NBA Season

Former NBA superstar and current Charlotte Hornets majority owner Michael Jordan announced today that he will return to play basketball this season at age 51. The news immediately wiped ... Continue Reading →
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Guy in Charge of Mowing Patterns into Petco Outfield Getting a Bit Avant Garde

Across baseball, groundskeepers mow patterns into the outfield grass. Most are in the shapes team logos, stars or a local landmark. But what started as a game of one-upsmanship among ... Continue Reading →
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NSA Worker Dying to Tell Friends About LeBron’s Phone Call Saying He’s Going to Cleveland

NSA employee Stave Burkman was filling another day at work yesterday listening to the phone calls of American citizens when he decided to look up LeBron James’ cell number. Minutes ... Continue Reading →
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Reports: LeBron Waiting to Hear from Sources Where He’ll Sign

According to multiple reports, NBA free agent superstar LeBron James will make his decision on where to play next based on the location sources say he will end up. Continue Reading →
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Local Soccer Bar Back to Just Being an Irish Pub Again

The local bar that was a hotbed of World Cup activity in recent weeks appears now to be just the regular Irish pub it was before. Continue Reading →
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ESPN to Discuss Body Issues on All-Nude Edition of “Outside the Lines”

ESPN announced that it will broadcast a special all-nude edition of “Outside the Lines” today to discuss the release of ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” and ... Continue Reading →