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LeBron: “It’s just now hitting me that I chose to play in Cleveland again”

LeBron James is set to officially begin his second stint in Cleveland, and the NBA superstar says that reality is only now starting to set in.  Continue Reading →
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New York Formally Asks for the San Francisco Giants to be Returned

New York mayor Bill de Blasio sent a letter to the mayor of San Francisco today asking for the World Series champion Giants to be returned to New York City, where the baseball franchise ... Continue Reading →
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Derek Jeter to Serve as Honorary DH for Game 7 of Royals-Giants World Series

MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced this morning that now-retired Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter will serve as the designated hitter for both the Royals and Giants in Game 7 of the ... Continue Reading →
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Sixers GM Caught Putting Poison in His Players’ Water Bottles

Philadelphia 76ers general manager Sam Hinkie was caught on camera putting poison in his players’ water bottles today while the team was practicing. A reporter took video of Hinkie ... Continue Reading →
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Report: Marc Trestman Just a Dumb Guy with Smart Guy Glasses

According to several sources within the Chicago Bears franchise, head coach Marc Trestman is not a genius or mastermind as many initially suspected when he was first hired last year. ... Continue Reading →
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Honest NFL Headlines: Week 8

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Report: Some Giants Players Think Eli Manning Acts Too White

According to several media reports, there are some players within the New York Giants locker room who believe quarterback Eli Manning acts way too white.  Continue Reading →
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St. Louis Cardinals Holding 7-Game Intrasquad World Series The Right Way

While the World Series is being held in Kansas City and San Francisco, the St. Louis Cardinals have opened an intrasquad The Right Way World Series being played exclusively at Busch ... Continue Reading →
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Tennessee Giving Away Free Throwable Objects to First 102,000 in Attendance for Lane Kiffin’s Return

Tennessee announced today that the first 102,000 fans at Neyland Stadium for this week’s game will receive a “free hard, throwable object.” The Volunteers play No. ... Continue Reading →
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BREAKING: Start of NBA Season Postponed Until Kobe Bryant’s Overall Player Ranking Can be Agreed On

NBA commissioner Adam Silver announced today that the scheduled start of the NBA regular season will be postponed indefinitely until a consensus can be reached on where Kobe Bryant ... Continue Reading →
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Honest NFL Headlines: Week 7

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Scared, Confused Nation to Take Out Its Anger on 20 Year-Old Florida State QB

Ebola within our borders. Foreign wars. Stagnating wages. Terrorism. Continue Reading →
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Southern Mississippi Tapes Over “Southern” in All Their Recruiting Brochures

The state of Mississippi has reached football heights it has never seen before this college football season, with undefeated Ole Miss and Mississippi State sitting undefeated near the ... Continue Reading →
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President Obama Calls Cardinals to Laugh at Them for Losing NLCS

President Barack Obama called Cardinals manager Mike Matheny late Thursday night, telling him that St. Louis’s NLCS elimination on a Game 5 walk-off home run was one of the better ... Continue Reading →
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Phil Jackson Still Working on Teaching Knicks Basic Shape Recognition

New Knicks president Phil Jackson said he is still overseeing an elementary installation of his famed triangle offense with the Knicks, even though training camp opened two weeks ago.  Continue Reading →
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Report: Florida State Looking Into Why Jameis Winston is Covered in Blood

According to numerous sources, Florida State University’s athletic compliance department and on-campus security have begun to look into why star quarterback Jameis Winston is ... Continue Reading →
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Russell Westbrook Fractures His Arm Celebrating Kevin Durant’s Fractured Foot

Oklahoma City Thunder point guard Russell Westbrook will miss 6-8 weeks after fracturing his arm celebrating the news that teammate Kevin Durant would miss 6-8 weeks with a fractured ... Continue Reading →
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Honest NFL Headlines: Week 6

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