From @ddockett AKA Arizona Cardinals defensive end Darnell Dockett
Mann wtf I just got pulled over by a lady cop, I thought it was a B-day joke where she take me back to the station and give me a lap dance!
9:42 AM May 27th via UberTwitter
Mann she tried to give me a ticket, for tint and speeding but OH hell no I went to flirt mode "damn u a cute officer" asap = NO TICKET !!
9:45 AM May 27th via UberTwitter
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