The 2010 NCAA Tournament begins the day after St. Patrick's Day.
May as well just keep drinking, no? Here you go
>>> Take a Sip of Beer Every Time
Gus Johnson suffers a coronary you hear a "Cinderella" reference John Calipari commits an NCAA infraction one of your friends says he's better than a women's player Jon Scheyer makes that face where you want to punch him the camera finds a player’s MILF-y mother in the crowd the camera finds Ashley Judd during a Kentucky game the camera finds Rick Pitino nailing some woman on the scorer's table Greg Gumbel gains weight during the commercial break
>>> Take a Shot Every Time
Gus Johnson suffers a stroke CBS shows that Bryce Drew highlight from the 1998 NCAA Tournament one of your friends says he's better than Luke Harangody Duke gets a favorable call the camera finds a player's ugly mother in the crowd a Jim Nantz pun makes you groan Greg Gumbel is caught eating a sandwich upon a return from commercial
>>> Chug Your Beer Every Time
Gus Johnson suffers a brain aneurysm Bryce Drew delivers a pizza to your house you hear a "Cinderella" reference, but it's about the '80s metal band of the same name one of your friends says he's better than John Wall the camera finds a player's father in the crowd, and you think he's kind of cute the camera finds Wynonna Judd during a Kentucky game you find a Jim Nantz comment clever Greg Gumbel is caught using his bracket as a bib upon a return from commercial
>>> Drink a Whole Keg If
Gus Johnson makes a subtle and measured comment befitting the game situation, allowing the players to shine over his his own unquenchable desire for attention the pain is getting bad from the vasectomy you elected to have to get time off from work to watch basketball Bryce Drew is willing to stick around to party you are a North Carolina, Arizona, UCLA or UConn fan one of your friends says he's had better than Ashley Judd Greg Gumbel is caught eating Bryant Gumbel upon a return from commercial Duke wins the national championship.