Some pictures to get you prepared for Alabama-Texas.
TEXAS
Young Colt liked to use his zit pus as hair gel.
McCoy says the lice are actually a blessing because they help keep him up at night watching film.
Colt McCoy was on the Heisman watch list and also several child predator watch lists.
Look how he stands. Like a young Ed McCaffrey or Kevin Walter.
McCoy and Shipley love to compete, and will even challenge each other to a game of pocket pool.
Mack Brown knew his wife Muriel would love to display this in her china cabinet.
Mack Brown felt Mitsy and Ginger were the steals of his 2009 recruiting class.
"Don't eat it, moron. It's not a real egg."
"Don't eat me, fatass. I'm not a real steer."
After this photo was taken, all three smelled each other's fingers to savor what had just occurred.
ALABAMA
Even complete pricks had to acknowledge Mark Ingram's abilities on the football field.
Due to all the time he spent around dragons, Greg McElroy had severe facial burns.
Greg McElroy was not recruited by Alabama until he grew out his bangs.
Terrence Cody serves as the barrier wall for much of the Gulf of Mexico.
