TOP STORIES OF 2007
> Florida's Tim Tebow is the first sophomore to win the Heisman Trophy Tebow was also the first tight end to win the Heisman.
> Florida wins its second consecutive men's basketball championship Unfortunately, the team's long runs in back-to-back post-seasons left them with horrible inner thigh chafing from their jorts.
> Roger Federer wins his fifth Wimbledon in a row Perhaps even more impressive, Federer somehow made winning five consecutive Wimbledonsincredibly boring.
> Red Sox win World Series again A four-game sweep over the Rockies gave Boston it's second World Series in four years, but only it's third in 90 years, for an average of just one every 30 years exactly on average for a 30-team league. No fan base has suffuhd mah!
HIGHLIGHT OF THE YEAR
Noted commercial pitchman Peyton Manning won a Super Bowl in 2007. Yet despite his high-profile and willingness to give out advice like in the above video, it was his head coach, Tony Dungy, who became humanity's go-to source for advice by the end of the decade.
PICTURE OF THE YEAR
QUOTE OF THE YEAR
[Something in Japanese, loosely translated to: "Suck my full-sized Japanese nuts. You'll never pass me."] Sadaharu Oh, to Barry Bonds