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World Series champion Tim Lincecum: "I'm going to Amsterdam!"

San Francisco Giants ace Tim Lincecum stepped up with an epic performance in Game 5 of the World Series to clinch a championship for the Giants, but slightly messed up a planned postgame interview where he was to say he was going to Disneyland.

"Tim Lincecum, you've just won the World Series. What are you going to do now?" asked FOX's on-field reporter Ken Rosenthal.

"I'm going to Amsterdam and I'm going to get really f**king high, man!" said Lincecum. "What did you think I was gonna do, dumbass?"

A stunned Rosenthal then quickly and nervously grabbed the next Giant he saw, pitcher Barry Zito, and asked the same question: "Barry Zito, you've just won the World Series. What are you going to do now?"

"I'm going to to Amsterdam with Timmy!" said Zito. "We're smoking primo sh*t 'til spring training! Woooooooooo!"

Rosenthal then pulled Giants manager Bruce Bochy aside, who said he was also going to Amsterdam and was openly smoking a joint on the field.

"Well," said Rosenthal, tossing it back up to Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. "Euro Disney is not too far of a flight from Amsterdam. They're probably just making a quick layover. That's what they mean."