Why? Because it's fun.
Let's recap Mr. James' off-season.
First, he got some sort of mouth surgery.
Then he got dunked on.
Then he wrote a book.
Then he started appearing in public in outfits like you see above.
And then he got swine flu.
Oh, and I should mention he also hangs around a lot now with a fat kid.
So I think we have to ask the question Lebron James: greatest athlete in the world? Or the frailest, nerdiest kid in your neighborhood?
I'm going with the latter.