Everything that appears on SportsPickle is great. But some is even more great. Here is what you — the disgusting, unwashed, halitosed masses — liked best in those heady days of September 2009.
Enjoy! (And take a shower, masses.)
Oh, and yeah — that's the Pulitzer up there. Uh-huh.
STORIES
1. Jacksonville Jaguars To Wear Alternate Tim Tebow Jerseys
2. Tila Tequila Accuses Shawne Merriman of Murdering Her
4. JETS WIN THEIR SUPER BOWL!!!
5. 14 Players Killed Wearing 1920s Throwback Uniforms
6. Everyone at High School Pep Rally Secretly Hoping Football Team Loses
7. Fat Kid Dreams of Throwing the Winning Block in the Super Bowl One Day
8. 5 Tips for Properly Vandalizing an Athlete's Property
9. Barry Sanders Makes Long-Awaited Return to the Detroit Lions
10. Yankees Fan Stunned Your Son Has Never Heard the Word C—t Before
PHOTOS
3. Michael Jordan, Hall of Famer
5. Adrian Peterson, RB, Vikings
6. Miami Dolphins cheerleaders
