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Knicks office bitches not excited about Isiah Thomas' return

Various bitches employed in the New York Knicks front office say they are not pleased with owner James Dolan's decision to rehire former team president Isiah Thomas in a consulting role. "We bitches are opiniated, that's how we are," said one bitch. "And our opinion is that we don't want Isiah back." Another bitch disagreed, however. "It's nice to be recognized around the office as a bitch," said the bitch. "Everyone likes to be noticed." Thomas believes the everyone will welcome him back soon enough. "These bitches will understand I care about them when I sexually harrass them," he said.