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Albert Haynesworth passes wheezing test

Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth passed the team's wheezing test this afternoon, successfully breaking into a wheeze after going up two steps into the team cafeteria. "We created the test just for Albert," said head coach Mike Shanahan. "And we're very encouraged with the results. Yesterday he didn't even break into a wheeze. He just passed out. He's getting there." Haynesworth also impressed the team by running the length of the field after seeing an ice cream truck parked beyond the end zone.