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Michael Jordan says the X-Men were a bunch of "weak pussies"

NBA legend Michael Jordan ripped into the X-Men today, saying that if he had superpowers he never would have joined forces with other similarly gifted mutants. "There's no way I ever would have called up Wolverine, called up Storm and said: 'Hey, we should fight evil together,'" said Jordan. "No, I would have wanted to save the world by myself, competing with those mutants to do it. The X-Men are weak pussies. That's the truth." It was not clear whether Jordan was speaking hypothetically or if he thinks the X-Men are real, as he was into his seventh rum and coke at the Harrah's in Atlantic City. "I could still play in the NBA," he added.