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Tiger Woods totally going to sleep with nosey reporter's wife

In his first press conference with foreign reporters since his infamous troubles began last Thanksgiving, Tiger Woods was not shown the same deference afforded him by the American media. One reporter from the London Sun, Alan Wise, asked him highly personal questions about his crumbling marriage, even continuing after Woods first answer showed he would not cooperate. Hours later, rolling off the reporter's wife, Woods told her: "Let your husband know I'm available to do an exclusive, one-on-one interview. No topic is off-limits. But he has to include the footage I just shot of us boning." Wise said he is considering Woods' offer.