Column Stuff You Might Have Heard
Friend asks if you heard him blowing his vuvuzela at the World Cup

Having just returned from attending the World Cup in South Africa, your friend Josh asked today if you heard him blowing his vuvuzela during the U.S.-Algeria match last Saturday. "I'm sure you heard me," he said. "I was all like 'Bzzzzzzz! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz!' I bet you didn't know it was me doing it." Josh was disappointed that you hadn't recorded the game, meaning there was no way to go back and hear him. He also didn't hear you say that you actually did record the game, as he is completely deaf now.