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NFL players concerned about the number of team owners not doing pot

A growing number of NFL players and draft prospects say they are concerned about the many NFL owners who claim no history of marijuana use. "The players and owners are supposed to sit down together and figure out a new collective bargaining agreement," said Vikings wide receiver Percy Harvin, "yet we can't even agree that lighting up a fatty is a nice way to start a day? And also end a day? This is a major problem." Steelers wide receiver Santonio Holmes says the non-use of marijuana among the owners is an "epidemic" that must be addressed. "And it's not just the owners," he said. "Commissioner Goodell needs weed, too. Stop suspending everyone and just mellow out a little bit."