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John Wall struggling to concentrate on his calculus exam

Kentucky freshman point guard John Wall admitted today that he had a hard time focusing on his calculus midterm this morning. "It's not just the NCAA Tournament that's distracting," he said. "But the professor, too. I don't feel like he communicated how calculus relates to everyday life. I would have appreciated that. Do engineers use it to build a bridge? Do astronauts us it to get into space? Can I use it on the court in any way? I wish he would try to make it come alive somehow." As proof of his distraction, Wall admitted he's not even enrolled in a calculus class. "Yeah, I thought I'd check out this History of Video Games class I was put in back in January. But I got lost and somehow ended up in there. It made me late for my Dribbling 101 midterm."