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Nets P.A. announcer says tonight's attendance is "Grmuphumph"

The New Jersey Nets fell at home to the Portland Trail Blazers last night, 102-93, to fall to 5-52 on the season before an announced crowd of "Grmuphumph". The public address announcer also noted that "tonight's crowd is a new season brmifbluh." According to a spectator who attended the game — who made sure to stress the point that he was given free tickets, including free transportation to and from the arena, from a client — "grmuphumph" must be a term for "12 or 13".