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Report: Bill Belichick didn't shake hands with Saints at end of Super Bowl

According to numerous eyewitnesses on the field in the moments following the end of Super Bowl XLIV, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick didn't shake hands with any of the victorious Saints players or coaches. "Classless," said Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey. "Always has been, always will be. But screw him. We're champions." Drew Brees said it didn't bother him all that much. "I don't know his reasons. I'm sure he was disappointed," said the quarterback. "It doesn't mean anything to me. I can't say I'm surprised, though. That's Bill Belichick." Patriots representatives claim that Belichick was not at the Super Bowl, but he regrets not being there to act like a dick.