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Drew Brees to use pay raise to build combover of his dreams

With the Saints set to give Drew Brees a large contract extension, New Orleans’ star quarterback already has his mind set on how he’ll spend some of his fortune. “I’ve been drawing up designs for several years now,” said Brees. “I want it to have a high ceiling and maybe a little grotto in the back.” The combover will be designed by the same architectural and hair design firm that built Donald Trump’s hair, and will replace the low-budget combover Brees has been living with the last few years. “I like what we have now,” said Brees’ wife, Brittany. “It might not look like much, but we have a lot of memories with it. But this will be the combover of Drew’s dreams and I’m happy for him.”