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Cheerleader gives quarterback oral commitment

With just days left until national signing day, Springfield Catholic cheerleader Becky Tyler has given an oral commitment to star quarterback Chance McGee. It's the farthest Becky has gone in the two weeks the couple has been dating, and something she hoped would help Chance relax and make up his mind about where he wants to play college football. "I also wanted him to know what I can do for him," she said. "I want to stay together after graduation. I love him. I want to marry him one day." Chance says he appreciated the commitment. "I still want to keep my options open, though," he said. "It was cool she did that, but I've had better. I mean, I had, like, seven orgies when I went on my official visit to Florida."