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New Orleans hungover, and the Saints made the Super Bowl

After a night of drunken partying and merriment, much of the city of New Orleans is working off a massive hangover this morning. "My goodness. I think I overdid it last night," said resident Brent Tremblay. "I don't know the last time I was this hungover." Tremblay woke up this morning in an alley wearing nothing but a t-shirt and a condom. He dragged himself back to his building and was let into his apartment by his landlord, Steve, who was also incredibly hungover. "Hey, did you hear anything about the Saints?" Steve asked. "I think I heard something on the radio about the Super Bowl or something." But Brent didn't hear him because he was throwing up.