Column Stuff You Might Have Heard
Wade Phillips given vote of indifference

Wade Phillips will return as head coach of the Dallas Cowboys next year according to team owner Jerry Jones. “I guess. You know … whatever,” said Jones. “I can’t really think of a lot of better options. So … sure. It’s Wade’s job still. Just please stop asking me about it.” Reports have also surfaced that the Cowboys may sign Phillips to an extension. Terms have not been disclosed but are said to be in the ballpark of “a fair wage. Show up to work every day and will compensate you, alright? Let’s just get this over with and go on with the rest of our days. There are no winners here.”