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Every SEC school unveils plaque depicting crying Tim Tebow

At special ceremonies held at every school throughout the Southeastern Conference today, teams unveiled plaques commemorating legendary Florida quarterback Tim Tebow. “This is unprecedented for an opposing player,” said Alabama head coach Nick Saban. “But we wanted to remember Tim forever. Especially how at the end of the SEC Championship Game he cried like a little girl, the stupid baby.” Not every plaque or ceremony was the same, however. For example, Tennessee’s plaque did not contain an image of a crying Tebow, but a quote — which, read: “‘Boo-hoo.’ – Tim Tebow, QB, Florida.”