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Obvious football causes outrage in handball playoffs

A football violation that led to the winning point in the local YMCA's handball tournament has caused outrage among Y members and prompted calls for a replay of the semifinal match between Derek and Andy. "I saw the ball bounce off Derek's foot and pop up in the air. Then he slammed it off the wall," said Cindy, who was walking to the elliptical machines when the violation occurred. "That's illegal." But Derek disagrees. "Look, no one called anything. Even Andy. Plus, I don't think anyone actually knows the rules. It's handball. Who cares."