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Broncos give Josh McDaniels bigger allowance

Thanks to a 5-0 start to the season, Denver Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels has been given a $1.50 increase in his weekly allowance. Team owner Pat Bowlen made the announcement today after McDaniels finished his afternoon chores of making his bed and developing an offensive gameplan for the Chargers. “Joshy, I’m so proud of you,” said Bowlen. “Each and every day you are proving you are a big boy. And now you deserve big boy money.” With his increase in allowance, McDaniels is now receiving $6.50 per week from the Broncos. “Between this and my paper route, soon I’ll be able to buy a new bicycle!” exclaimed the child. “And that’s not counting money from the Tooth Fairy!”