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Report: Khloe Kardashian disappointed Lamar Odom's penis is smaller than hers

One day after marrying Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom, reality star Khloe Kardashian has reportedly told close friends that she was shocked and disappointed to discover that Odom's penis is actually much smaller than hers. "I guess she expected to see something better than what she lugs around every day," said a source close to Kardashian. The sister of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian reportedly waits to have sex with anyone she considers to be a possible serious partner. "She doesn't want them to judge her for her man parts," said the source. But Odom seems to have no regrets. "She lifted me up in her strong arms and carried me across the threshold as I nuzzled in close to her Adam's apple," Odom said of their wedding night. "It was magical."