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Kentucky DE advances to face Chuck Norris in dramatic upset

After knocking out Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow with a brutal sack in the third quarter on Saturday night, Kentucky Wildcats defensive end Taylor Wyndham is now regarded as the next opponent for world-renowned superman Chuck Norris. “I’m not worried about this guy,” said Norris. “I wasn’t worried about Tebow either. I wasn’t training for Tebow because I don’t train. Punching trains isn’t a challenge for me.”