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Goal posts emotionally torn down

Following South Carolina's 16-10 upset victory over No. 4 Ole Miss last night at home, South Carolina students stormed the field and emotionally tore down Williams-Brice Stadium goal posts. "Oh, look how yellow they are!" yelled one student at the north end posts. "What — are you a coward, posts? Yellow, eh?" Meanwhile, on the south end of the field, students began emotionally tearing down the other goal posts. "You may be bigger than us, goal posts," said one student. "But you have no heart, no soul. When you die, you're just going to go to some scrap yard."